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Mike Maclean
Age 24
Debut – Nov 07
NicknameMoose, Mark
R.H Batsman
R.H Bowler
Records Held – Most Maidens bowled (34), Most Wickets (73), Bowling Average (7.56)  RPO (2.91), Most 5 Wicket bags (5), Best Bowling Figures (6-17)
Fav Beer – anything brewed by his brothers cousins sisters mother . He calls her his soulmate.
Most likely to say – "Do you Konw what this is? Mike McClean's anal virginity" 

 A genuine out and out strike bowler who has the run up of a retard but the delivery of a Lillee….he fucking tricks the hell out you that’s for sure. Seeing Moose run in, you believe you can tonk him, but ball after ball is an absolute gem and the man with the Southern drawl took a crap load of wickets for virtually bugger all runs. Word is he also scored a few snogs up on Ponsonby Rd this year as well – oh sorry, I misread the information. He scored a few dogs…ya get what ya can when you come from Gore though. A real team player however, he does not hesitate to pass on anything you like to his teammates……absolutely nothing is out of the question. Not the sharpest between the ears, Moose only agreed to have Tim as a flatmate coz it’s the same name of his twin brother so it was easy to remember . This must be super confusing now though as his brother actually did move in.
Another stalwart of the Drive For 55 - Moose spent the majority of this time hooking up with one of the umpires given to us by AKL cricket.
Also gets very embarrassed by his brothers pick up lines and pretends they arent related...quite hard to do for a twin.

 
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