No, not Boobs of the feminine kind...
... Ok just one then...
A new feature to the Mainstream team for 2009/2010 is the Boob of the day (Brett didnt want to call it Tit or Dick because he thought it might be offensive... I know, a South African worried about what people might think!)
The rules are simple, the person who makes the biggest stuff up of the day has to wear the pink uniform for the next game.
The winners of said award will be published here each week.
Game One - Si.
Awarded for being Si
Game Two - Ryan
Awarded for: Hitting oposition batsman (Bullet from OTP Chargers) in the head with a miss-guided throw at the stumps - extra points for only being 3meters from the stumps and two from the batsman. (Bullet was later treated for concussion, but only after scoring a hany few runs and then getting on the piss that night)
Game Three - Ryan (Again)
Awarded for: Jesus where do we start... Going out on the piss the night before, getting in a fight with an (probably) otherwise nice bloke, turning up to the game minus his whites and a swollen bowling hand (note lack of knuckle definition on right hand in picture above), third ball duck...
Game Four - Ben
After playing for 3 and a bit seasons, Ben has yet to take a catch for Mainstream (the only person still not to) so when gifted a simple chance in the opening overs Ben drops this one colder than one of Plutos moons. The batsman goes on to score 75 and we are forced to field for double the time we should have. Ben was offered 2 more changes to pic up his first catch, Ben kindly declined both.
A very close 2nd was Bevan, for scoring 49 runs and with three runs to win. Bevan plays the ugliest shot of his Mainstream (Now
www.lastmanstands.com) career to drag the ball from wide outside off stump and onto his stumps...
Game Five - Ben
Not 15 minutes after being awarded the Pink shirt and cap Ben comitts the ultimate in pink shirt abuse and promptly leaves it behind at the ground. When confronted with the prospect of having lost the pink shirt he tries to deflect the blame onto everyone but himself.
Game Six - Ben
We're not entirely sure why, but he just turned up wearing it and no one had the heart to tell him he didnt need to... Nice work though
